“Mom, I'm a lesbian. But don't tell Daddy! I want to wait for a good time; like Father's Day or Christmas Morning!”
Jennifer Dundas - Chris Paradis

“- Benjamin: [about his Dad] Does he have a boyfriend at the moment?
- Felicia: No, no he doesn't.
- Benjamin: Neither does Mum. She used to have a girlfriend, but she got over her.”
Mark Holmes - Benjamin
Guy Pearce - Felicia

It kills me to know that they look at me and all they can think is, "Where did we go wrong?".

Harvey Forbes Fierstein - Arnold Beckoff

“Needless to say, we felt qualified to handle having children. And we planned to have children. We sat in the backseat of a car... and discussed it! Children! Having children and bringing them up.”

Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“Suppose your parents are unhappy with you. It's good for them. It develops character.”
Monty Woolley - Sheridan Whiteside