“I've spent all my life alone, in a room. I need to go out and work to forget myself. I want to be out of control. I need to be in a feverish state. It's called the act of painting for a reason.”
Willem Dafoe - Vincent van Gogh

“The Irish people established the Irish Republic. It can only be disestablished by the Irish people.”
Alan Rickman - Eamon de Valera

“The problem with the Irish is that they'll sing at the drop of a hat, but ask them to talk and they won't.”
Charles Dance - Soames

“Terry, listen to me: do this for the white race. You may be Irish, but they're almost white.”
John Rhys-Davies - Alice

A Frenchman, a German, and an Irishman go into a saloon and order whiskeys. The drinks arrive and there's a fly in each one. The Frenchman says, "Mon dieu! I can't drink this" The German flicks the fly out of the whiskey and drinks it down. The Irishman grabs the fly. He turns it upside down and he says, "Spit it out! Spit it out!".
David O'Hara - Rock Mullaney