I'll never forget an exclusive interview in which Swamptown revealed that he calls his hockey stick the "Big Tomahawk" and he usually refers to the opposing players as "the little scalps".
Andrew Duncan - Jim Carr

Twenty seven guys with the last name "Wong" all know Jujitsu and kill you with one judo chop.
John Friedrich - Joey

“I did two tours of duty in southeast Asia and I was married for five years. I couldn't tell you which experience was worse. I knew she was Japanese going in, but she didn't tell me about the Ninja assassin part.”
Stephen J. Lang - Mikey

“Robocrap. A Japanese version of Robocop.”
Martin Balsam - Det. Martin Balsam

“- Nick Conklin: Just hope they got a Nip in this building who speaks fucking English.
- Matsumoto Masahiro: Assistant inspector Matsumoto Masahiro, criminal investigation section, Osaka prefecture police. And I do speak fucking English.”
Michael Douglas - Nick Conklin
Ken Takakura - Matsumoto Masahiro