“It's not like there's a line between the good people and the bad people. It is not like you're one or the other.”
Ron Canada - Otis

“- Frank Bannister: You are such an asshole.
- Milton Dammers: Yes I am. I'm an asshole... with an Uzi.”
Michael J. Fox - Frank Bannister
Jeffrey Combs - Milton Dammers

“I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard.”

George Clooney - Seth Gecko

“This trip we're going on is for men and not little boys. You guys are gonna see things you never saw before. So when we get back no one is going to tattle, right Julio? Cause I'm gonna do a lot of bad things. And you guys aren't gonna to stop me.”

Jody Hill - Mike McAlister

“- Abby Taylor: Have you had much experience with people like Mr. Genest?
- Jesse Stone: People in South Central L.A. would keep Joe Genest for a pet.”
Polly Shannon - Abby Taylor
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone