“- Silas Crow: This feels great!
- Frank Fencepost: Imagine blowing up a building!”

Ryan Rajendra Black - Silas Crow
Adam Beach - Frank Fencepost

“- K.C. Downing: Do you think there are funny people and not-funny people?
- Benjy Stone: Yes. Definitely. On the funny side there are the Marx Brothers, except Zeppo; the Ritz Brothers, no exceptions; both Laurel and Hardy; and Woody Woodpecker. On the unfunny side there's anybody who has ever played the accordion professionally.”
Jessica Harper - K.C. Downing
Mark Linn-Baker - Benjy Stone

“Some men aren't looking for anything logical. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”
Sir Michael Caine - Alfred Pennyworth

“How's that for a slice of fried gold?”
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“Did you say you are pregnant or you were pregnant? You had it, threw it out, and now you're gonna go dance all night?”

Melissa George - Cleo Miller