“You know what my speciality is? I can make noisy little boys disappear.”

Rupert Everett - Lord Rutledge

“- Helen Gordon: You're making a noise.
- Harold Anderson: That's my penis. It hums.
- Helen Gordon: I guess it doesn't know the words. Well, I can teach it a few.”
Linda Fiorentino - Helen Gordon
Garry Shandling - Harold Anderson

“It didn't seem like you came! I mean, usually a guy'll moan or something, you didn't even clear your throat!”
Kate Nelligan - Cora

- Brandi: If we were making whoopee, what sounds would you make?
- Brodie: Wait, what's "whoopee"?
- Brandi: You know, being intimate.
- Brodie: What? Like fucking?
Claire Forlani - Brandi
Jason Lee - Brodie

“- Jackie Flannery: Hey. I love the noises Irene makes in bed, man.
- Terry Noonan: Me too!”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Jackie Flannery
Sean Penn - Terry Noonan