- Miyagi: Banzai!
- Daniel: [totally confused] To baby trees.
- Miyagi: Not bonsai, "banzai"!

Pat Morita - Miyagi
Ralph Macchio - Daniel LaRusso

“- Harry Dunne: I hate when women do that. She wanted to see you again! And now no? Now... wait a minute! Wait! She must have meant ten o' clock at night!
- Lloyd Christmas: Do you think?
- Harry Dunne: Why would she have you meet her in a bar at ten in the morning?
- Lloyd Christmas: I just figured she was a raging alcoholic.”

Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne
Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas

Men... they're all alike. They'll deceive you as your father did me. He kissed a chorus girl and when I found out he said "Oh, I was drunk and didn't know what I was doing".

Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Hemogloben

“- Rachel: He posted another picture of the baby. It was a cute picture.
- Cathy: Yeah?
- Rachel: Yup.
- Cathy: Facebook and drunk ex-wives do not make good friends.”
Emily Blunt - Rachel
Laura Prepon - Cathy

“- Kay Bentley: She's an old schoolmate of mine from grammar school.
- Michael Shayne: I haven't seen any old girls.
- Kay Bentley: She's not old - about my age.
- Michael Shayne: And still going to grammar school? She's a little mentally round-shouldered!”
Lynn Bari - Kay Bentley
Lloyd Nolan - Michael Shayne