“- Ophelia: She's been shot!
- Putter: No I haven't!
- Billie Jean: But there's blood! Putter, it's finally happened.
- Putter: It's about time.
- Binx: Gross!”
Martha Gehman - Ophelia
Yeardley Smith - Putter
Helen Slater - Billie Jean
Christian Slater - Binx

“When you were walking down the street with a trail of blood behind your ass, I bought your Kotex!”
Wendy Raquel Robinson - Starletta

“You see this badge? You see this gun? You see this gooey, white saccus membranous 'round my personhood?... Well, you dealin' with a white blood cell here! I should be out in the veins, fighting disease, not in the mouth on tartar control.”
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones

“Never trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die.”
Aaron Eckhart - Chad

“Save a little craziness for menopause!”

Woody Allen - Larry Lipton