“- Topper Harley: Ramada, I want to be with you. I want to hold you. I want to meet your parents and pet your dog...
- Ramada Rodham Hayman: My parents are dead, Topper. My dog ate them.”
Charlie Sheen - Topper Harley
Valeria Golino - Ramada Rodham Hayman

“- Hallie: He said he'll meet us tomorrow at noon at the Four Seasons in San Francisco.
- Elizabeth: Tomorrow? My, my that's incredibly soon, isn't it? Well, honey, why don't you run downstairs and gather our tickets from your Grandfather while I finish up here?”

Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker
Natasha Richardson - Elizabeth James

“- Bilko: Maybe, a plan is not what I really need. what I really need... is just a little puppy. A little puppy with big brown eyes, who would just come to me and lick my face, and just love me so much no matter what kind of person I am.”

Steve Martin - Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko

“- Pinocchio: We'll make him sneeze!
- Geppetto: Make him sneeze? Oh, that will make him mad!”

Dickie Jones - Pinocchio
Christian Rub - Geppetto

“- Yvonne: Where were you last night?
- Rick Blaine: That's so long ago, I don't remember.
- Yvonne: Will I see you tonight?
- Rick Blaine: I never make plans that far ahead.”
Madeleine Lebeau - Yvonne
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Blaine