“- Wolf: Doc, I met this terrific girl and I really, really, really like her. But, the thing is...
- Dr. Horowitz: Well, go on, say it.
- Wolf: I...
- Dr. Horowitz: Say it!
- Wolf: Not sure whether I wanna love her or eat her.”
Scott Cohen - Wolf
Sheila Steafel - Dr. Horowitz

“- Sonny Koufax: Okay, what do you want?
- Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath: Cheerios.
- Sonny Koufax: Cheerios? They don't got Cheerios. What else?
- Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath: Lasagna.
- Sonny Koufax: Lasagna? What the hell is the matter with you? Um, we'll take hot cakes and sausage...”

Adam Sandler - Sonny Koufax
Dylan Sprouse - Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath

“- Subotai: Food... food! I have not eaten for days.
- Conan: And who says you will?”
Gerry Lopez - Subotai
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“- Sissy: Well, I just thought we'd go to McDonald's.
- Bud: Dammit, McDonald's again?”
Debra Winger - Sissy
John Travolta - Bud

“I am eating this very good meats and vegetables in a very fine sauce... I will shit easy tomorrow.”

Christian Clavier - Andre