“- Wolf: Doc, I met this terrific girl and I really, really, really like her. But, the thing is...
- Dr. Horowitz: Well, go on, say it.
- Wolf: I...
- Dr. Horowitz: Say it!
- Wolf: Not sure whether I wanna love her or eat her.”
Scott Cohen - Wolf
Sheila Steafel - Dr. Horowitz

“- Sonny Koufax: Okay, what do you want?
- Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath: Cheerios.
- Sonny Koufax: Cheerios? They don't got Cheerios. What else?
- Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath: Lasagna.
- Sonny Koufax: Lasagna? What the hell is the matter with you? Um, we'll take hot cakes and sausage...”

Adam Sandler - Sonny Koufax
Dylan Sprouse - Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath

“- Mootai: Your mother and brothers are feasting as we speak.
- Ren Stevens: Feasting?
- Mootai: It's like eating, but with bigger plates.”
Josh Keaton - Mootai
Christy Carlson Romano - Ren Stevens

“The only fish I wanna see is on a plate with a piece of lemon.”
Harold Perrineau - Henry

“To eat good food is to be close to God.”
Tony Shalhoub - Primo