“- Sgt. Rachtman: Fuck you... and your Jew dogs!
- Lt. Aldo Raine: Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to here you say that. Quite frankly, watchin' Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies.”

Richard Sammel - Sgt. Rachtman
Brad Pitt - Lt. Aldo Raine

“- Charlie Maguire: They killed all the Jews.
- Xavier March: No, we didn't. We resettled them. We gave them their own piece of land.”
Miranda Richardson - Charlie Maguire
Rutger Hauer - SS-Sturmbannführer Xavier March

“I'm an atheist, but I resented the fact however obliquely that they implied that Auschwitz was basically just a theme park.”
Woody Allen - David Dobel

You know there were actually groups in Germany called "Jews for Hitler"? They were deluded, they thought he'd be good for the country.
Woody Allen - David Dobel

“I would rather die by my own hand, than give those bastards the pleasure.”

Jolyon Baker - Frederick Krauss