“No offense. I mean look at you. Who wouldn't want to have sex with you. I mean I'd do you.”

Jennifer Westfeldt - Jessica Stein

“- Suzanne: You are the first man I've slept with since I left Hanrahan.
- Reggie: Aw Suzanne, a beautiful woman like you?
- Suzanne: Well, I've been sleeping with women.”

Melinda Dillon - Suzanne
Paul Newman - Reggie

“Girl, you're way to hot to be givin' it away. You're so hot you make me wish I was a lesbian.”

Michael Imperioli - Midnite

“- Amanda Brooks: Jeez, did you check out that ass? Boy, how'd you like to give her a punch in the pants, huh, Walt?
- Walter Stone: Oh, no, you're not gay are you?
- Amanda Brooks: Pal, if I'm gay, Clint Eastwood is a transvestite.”
Ellen Barkin - Amanda Brooks
Jimmy Smits - Walter Stone

“- Zac Hobson: Do you know you're beautiful?
- Joanne: Hey, are you calling me stupid?”
Bruno Lawrence - Zac Hobson
Alison Routledge - Joanne