“- Bill Tanner: He was operating in Moscow in 1996. Pyongyang, North Korea before that. And he's been spotted in Afghanistan, Bosnia, Iraq, Iran, Beirut and Cambodia.
- James Bond: All the romantic vacation spots.”
Michael Kitchen - Bill Tanner
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“You take me and I'll take a vacation. I'll need a vacation if we're going to get married.”

Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly

“I know the holidays can be stressful but no man wants to marry a smoker, who lies.”
Frances Fisher - Elaine

- Carrie: Why do you think it's called "honeymoon"?
- Charles: Um, I don't know... I suppose it's, uh, "honey" because it's sweet as honey, and "moon" because it's the first time a husband got to see his wife's bottom.
Andie MacDowell - Carrie - Wedding One
Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One

“- J. Worthington Foulfellow: There is only one cure! A vacation! On Pleasure Island!
- Pinocchio: Pleasure Island?
- J. Worthington Foulfellow: Yes! That happy land of carefree boys where everyday's a holiday!”

Walter Catlett - J. Worthington Foulfellow
Dickie Jones - Pinocchio