“- Lieutenant McDuff: What do you think of Malcolm?
- Mrs. Lenox: Oh, well. I think he's rude, selfish and evil. But I never once judged him.”
Christopher Walken - Lieutenant McDuff
Nicola Lipman - Mrs. Lenox

“As the leader of all illegal activities in Casablanca, I am an influential and respected man.”
Sydney Greenstreet - Signor Ferrari

“This is developing into a very bad habit! I don't know if I can explain it to you. It's not only against the law, it's wrong!”

Cary Grant - Mortimer Brewster

“- Ed: What's that stuff they're putting in the burgers?
- Dexter Reed: I don't know... but I'll bet you that's what makes those burgers grow so big.
- Ed: We should get some of that stuff for Good Burger.
- Dexter Reed: No, man! That stuff's got to be illegal.”

Kel Mitchell - Ed
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed

- Kurt Bozwell: Triampathol is way illegal. But I'll tell you what, it sure makes burgers nice and enormo!
- Dexter Reed: But what happens to all those nice, innocent people when they eat your "enormo" burgers?
- Kurt Bozwell: Uh-oh. Don't care!
Jan Schweiterman - Kurt Bozwell
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed