“You know, if my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards.”
Patrick Renna - Hamilton 'Ham' Porter

“You sho' is ugly!”
Margaret Avery - Shug Avery

“I got married to an ugly woman. Don't ever do that. It just takes the energy right out of you.”
Red West - Red Webster

“- DistrictManager Zete: Does all of Earth look like this?
- Terl: Oh, I'm afraid so, sir.
- DistrictManager Zete: Pathetic. All the green and the blue sky. They told me this planet was ugly, but this has got to be one of the ugliest crap holes in the entire universe.”
Michael MacRae - District Manager Zete
John Travolta - Terl

“- Beowulf: How big was it? What kind of armour? Was it sheilded? Was it exposed?
- Will: It was... it was ugly, man.”
Christopher Lambert - Beowulf
Brent Jefferson Lowe - Will