“- Nick Schaffer: What's this $110?
- Hotel Clerk: Those are your in-room movies.
- Nick Schaffer: No, I didn't watch any movies.
- Hotel Clerk: Okay, let's see... Afro Whores.
- Nick Schaffer: Afro Whores?
- Hotel Clerk: You watched it... let's see... uh, 11 times.”

Breckin Meyer - Nick Schaffer
Jenica Bergere - Hotel Clerk

“Bring me my stunt cock.”
Michael Dean Jacobs - Maxxx Orbison

“- Lisa: How could you have sex with all of those women?
- Joe Young: I didn't it was a stunt cock.
- Lisa: A stunt cock? So you aren't touching all of those women's breasts?
- Joe Young: No they're all just special effects.”
Robyn Lynne Raab - Lisa
Trey Parker - Joe Young

“Come on I'm sick of these stupid educational films man! Where are the ones with the naked women?”

Frank Welker - Munchie

“Hey, I brought you some more videos. You've got your choice: pornos or monster trucks. Oh, and I got one that's both.”
Jack Black - J.D.