“Was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you?”
Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Keats

“[as Gammy Num-Nums] We don't want to go anywhere with you, Melon Head!”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“That's right monkey, play my head!”
Peter Dante - Dante

“Will you believe me when I tell you that, there was kindness... in his heart. His left hand didn't know what his right hand was doin'. It's just that certain important connections had been burned through. If I opened up your head, an' ran a hot soldering iron around in your brain; I might turn you into someone like that.”
Billy Crudup - FH

“I said, massage clockwise. Migranes are bad enough without your incompetence.”

John Larroquette - Lawrence Van Dough