“- Madame Therese De Farge: Do you know who I am?
- Miss Pross: You might - from your appearance - be the wife of Lucifer.”

Blanche Yurka - Madame Therese De Farge
Edna May Oliver - Miss Pross

“Villainy wears many masks, none so dangerous as the mask of virtue.”
Johnny Depp - Ichabod Crane

“- Mo: The Prince of Evil? You work at fuckin' Dairy Queen.
- Saul: Liar!
- Mo: Liar, my ass! You served my cousin and me a snackerwizard last week.”
Megahn Perry - Mo
David Gunn - Saul

“What do you mean by reading a book? Suppose you learn something. Loyal Moronicans shouldn't read. Take your troops out and have them burn every book in Moronica.”
Moe Howard - Moe Hailstone

“We have no secrets from our readers.”

Orson Welles - Kane