“You think you're a member of this family, but you're not. You're just the hired help.”

Reese Witherspoon - Mel Ames

“Doesn't it strike you odd that none of our relatives are related to us?”

Liam Aiken - Klaus

“- ... & I: You never discuss your family do you?
- Withnail: I fail to see my family's of any interest to you. I've absolutely no interest in yours. I dislike relatives in general and in particular mine.”
Paul McGann - ... & I
Richard R. Grant - Withnail

“My father, your son... Holy cannoli, you are my sister!”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“- Barney: He's not gonna give you up, Charlie. You're family.
- Charlie: Family, that fuckin' kid? We're third cousins.
- Barney: Third cousins. For Italians. That's like twin brothers with the Irish.”
Kenneth McMillan - Barney
Mickey Rourke - Charlie