“- Happy Gilmore: I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass!
- Shooter McGavin: Well, I'd like to see you try.
- Happy Gilmore: [Picks up beer bottle and smashes it in half] Let's do it, then!
- Shooter McGavin: I meant on a golf course!”
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore
Christopher McDonald - Shooter McGavin

“- Jamie Blake: We're gonna race to Connecticut and the one that wins gets a million dollars in cash.
- Tony: Only a moron would back up a race like that!”
Dean Martin - Jamie Blake
Alex Rocco - Tony

“- Martin Bells: Let's grow old together.
- James: Let's get older.
- Martin Bells: Now, there's a challenge.”
Ewan McGregor - Martin Bells
Josh Brolin - James

“My elders challenged me for the throne. So I've spared all my children any future dissapointment!”

Sven-Ole Thorsen - King Borna

“- Cabeza: I cannot and will not accept a challenge from a priest. His cloth protects him.
- Rodrigo Mendoza: My cloth protects you!”
Chuck Low - Cabeza
Robert De Niro - Rodrigo Mendoza