“- Annuka: Is the Blackrobe a demon? He must be. Blackrobes never have sex with women. - Daniel: It's a promise they make to their God. - Annuka: Why make a promise like that? - Daniel: Strange, isn't it?”
Sandrine Holt - Annuka
Aden Young - Daniel
“- Irina Asanova: The director of that film promised me a pair of new boots if I went to bed with him. Think I should? - Arkady Renko: Well, the winter's almost over. - Irina Asanova: Exactly, and I am a Siberian, I'm used to the cold.”
Joanna Pacula - Irina Asanova
William Hurt - Arkady Renko
“- Lisa: Promise me you'll never die. - Gary Johnston: You know I can't promise that. - Lisa: If you did that, I would make love to you right now. - Gary Johnston: I promise I'll never die.”
Kristen Miller - Lisa
Trey Parker - Gary Johnston
“- Father Seamus: Tell me. Is celibacy just as difficult for a woman as it is for a man? - Charlie McManus: I wouldn't know... I must come clean, though, I, I had a man in my bed last night. All night. You see, the way I see it, sex is allowed.”
Tom Hickey - Father Seamus
Robbie Coltrane - Charlie McManus
I can go down the road any time I want and walk into Harry's and hold my head up high and say in a loud, steady voice: “Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today, I think I'll have a french tickler, for I am a Protestant”.
Graham Arthur Chapman - Harry Blackitt
