“- Ray Murdock: Don't go that way, you're gonna wal straight into the worst parts!
- Earl Pilcher, Jr.: I don't care! I ain't scared of you or any other tough nigger that comes up! Look, I didn't mean it like that.
- Ray Murdock: Only one way to mean it.”
James Earl Jones - Ray Murdock
Robert Duvall - Earl Pilcher Jr.

“- Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti: I've never seen wine that comes in a box before.
- Max Goldman: Pretty fancy huh? Look, it’s even got its own tap.”
Sophia Loren - Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti
Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“- Rusty's German Girl: Those bells haven't rung in years.
- Rusty Griswold: What do they mean?
- Rusty's German Girl: They're going to hang someone!”
Claudia Neidig - Rusty's German Girl
Jason Lively - Rusty Griswold

“You family, I love you, you welcome to anything in my house. But don't let me catch you in my refrigerator, don't let me catch you with yo finger in my Suga Bowl, You feel me knockin.”
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy

“- Joker: You're making me sus...
- Lil Joker: uh, sus... Suspicious, eh?
- Joker: It's makin' me think a lot, smart guy.”
Jacob Vargas - Joker
Lobo Sebastian - Lil Joker