“- Brian Gamble: You know, I didn't know that they made bulletproof bras. Is it just me? But you know, I didn't know that.
- Chris Sanchez: What they need to make are bulletproof condoms big enough to fit your big head.”
Jeremy Renner - Brian Gamble
Michelle Rodriguez - Chris Sanchez

“You can talk about my tits or my ass, but don't call me dumb.”
Linda Blair - Officer Sue Perman

“Gimme the good old days when a pair of boobs were a couple of dumb guys.”
Jackie Gleason - Buford T. Justice

“- Jennifer Tilly: Why doesn't anybody take me seriously?
- Chucky: Nice tits.
- Jennifer Tilly: Thank you.”
Jennifer Tilly - Herself
Brad Dourif - Chucky

“- Eddie Leadbetter: We gotta pick a road. Arrivals or departures? We're arriving, but then we're departing. Which one?
- Jenny Herk: I think you guys should turn yourselves in and plead not guilty by reason of stupidity.”
Johnny Knoxville - Eddie Leadbetter
Zooey Deschanel - Jenny Herk