“- Mayor Bigwood: You boys will get a fair trial as God is my witness.
- Papa Joe: Is that the same God that witnessed you putting black folks into slavery and stealing Indians' land?
- Mayor Bigwood: You ought to be working on saving your black soul.
- Papa Joe: Shit. I'm working on saving my black ass.”
Paul Bartel - Mayor Bigwood
Melvin Van Peebles - Papa Joe

“- Wladyslaw Szpilman: I don't know how to thank you.
- Captain Wilm Hosenfeld: Thank God, not me. He wants us to survive. Well, that's what we have to believe.”

Adrien Brody - Wladyslaw Szpilman
Thomas Kretschmann - Captain Wilm Hosenfeld

“- Carol Lipton: Did you see this? This man in Missouri killed twelve victims, dismembered them, and ate them.
- Larry Lipton: Really? Well, it's an alternative lifestyle.”
Diane Keaton - Carol Lipton
Woody Allen - Larry Lipton

“- Michael Llewelyn Davies: Can we have him for supper?
- Sylvia Llewelyn Davies: Have him to stay for supper. We're not cannibals.”

Luke Spill - Michael Llewelyn Davies
Kate Winslet - Sylvia Llewelyn Davies

“It's a cruel world, all you little boys and girls and some mean, nasty people want to have you for their supper!”

Alan Cumming - Fegan Floop