“I'm a man with no power, does that make me a woman?”
Connor Swindells - Aaron Dinkins

“I don't much like taking my penis out in front of other men.”
Andrew Lee Potts - Mike

“- Maffio Venier: It must be interesting to be in a room full of men, most of whom you've seen with their pants down.
- Veronica Franco: Puts it all in some kind of perspective.”

Oliver Platt - Maffio Venier
Catherine McCormack - Veronica Franco

“You know how a woman gets a man excited? She shows up. That's it. We're guys, we're easy. Of course for that you can't charge six bucks an issue, now can you?”
Harrison Ford - Quinn Harris

“Some guys wanted to take me to a topless bar. I didn't want to go but I ended up going, cause you guys will back me up on this, you've seen one woman nekid... you wanna see the rest of them nekid!”
Ron White - Ron White