- Boris Pochenko: I don't know where anything is in this kitchen.
- Joy Miller: Oh come on, "I can find food in Ghandi's house", are you kidding me?
Timothy Dalton - Boris Pochenko
Fran Drescher - Joy Miller

“- Larabee: If they decide to drop the nude bomb, I know the answer. Well?
- Maxwell Smart: Well what?
- Larabee: Don't you wanna know the answer?
- Maxwell Smart: No.
- Larabee: Food.
- Maxwell Smart: Food?
- Larabee: Sure, the whole world will start wearing food.”

Robert Karvelas - Larabee
Don Adams - Maxwell Smart

“It's only in going uphill that you realize you're headed downhill.”
William Hurt - George Gulden

“- Captain Winston Havelock: You know, O'Connell, ever since the end of the Great War, there hasn't been a-a single challenge worthy of a man like me.
- Rick O'Connell: Yeah? We all got our little problems today. Don't we, Winston?”
Bernard Fox - Captain Winston Havelock
Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell

“- Dinger: Why did you join the Army?
- Andy McNab: To keep out of trouble.
- Dinger: So your thought if you joined up they'd be no more trouble?
- Andy McNab: Best thing I ever did. Never been in trouble since.”
Steve Nicolson - Dinger
Sean Bean - Andy McNab