“- Cardinal: We're not afraid to die for our cause.
- Jericho: Good, because I'm not afraid to kill you!”
Michael O'Hagan - Cardinal
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jericho

“Spirits and powers of the flame, attend and witness this ritual. Bear our gifts to Thorn. Open us to the path of darkness. By these runes transform us. Let the hammer descend upon the chosen one to whom we offer this sacrifice of innocent blood. And then Danny, your journey begins. Kill for him!”
Mitchell Ryan - Dr. Wynn

“But I don't need the class schedule. I only come to this country to be object of lust for poor nerds who cannot get American pussy.”
Cerina Vincent - Areola

“- Peter La Fleur: I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal.
- Kate Veatch: Well I guess that makes sense, in a really sad way.”
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur
Christine Taylor - Kate Veatch

“- Richard Parker: Now all of this could be yours, Lar, if you set your goals and work hard.
- Larry Wilson: My old man worked hard. All they did was give him more work.”

Jonathan Silverman - Richard Parker
Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson