“I got married to an ugly woman. Don't ever do that. It just takes the energy right out of you.”
Red West - Red Webster

“If God had meant me to marry a poor man, he would have made me homely.”
Denise Richards - Cindy Styne

“- Tiffany: You son of a bitch! What have you done to me? You got your wish. You're mine now, doll. And if you know what's good for you, you are going to love, honor, and obey! I wouldn't marry you if you had the body of G.I. Joe.
- Chucky: Hey, Raggedy Anne, you looked in the mirror lately? Now's not the time to get picky.”

Jennifer Tilly - Tiffany
Brad Dourif - Chucky

“- Michael Colin Gallagher: Why aren't you married?
- Megan Carter: How do you know I'm not?
- Michael Colin Gallagher: I don't see a ring.
- Megan Carter: Haven't you heard of women's lib?
- Michael Colin Gallagher: Most of them are ugly.
- Megan Carter: Is that supposed to be a compliment?”
Paul Newman - Gallagher
Sally Field - Megan

“You sho' is ugly!”
Margaret Avery - Shug Avery