“I don't see why it's so complicated. You like Tripp. Tell Tripp you like him.”

Zooey Deschanel - Kit

“The Phantom Prowler wouldn't have been afraid to tell her how he felt. If I only had a tenth of his guts. Jesus, he's not even real, and he's more of a human being than I am.”

Joe Seely - Mark

“- Phil Davis: How can a guy that ugly have the nerve to have sisters?
- Bob Wallace: Very braveparents, I guess.”
Danny Kaye - Phil Davis
Bing Crosby - Bob Wallace

“They can't make food hot enough for me.”
Jennifer Lopez - Selena Quintanilla

“- Richard Mason: Take care now.
- Sue Charlton: Don't worry. I'm a New Yorker!”
Mark Blum - Richard Mason
Linda Kozlowski - Sue Charlton