“- Alyssa Jones: Fucking is not limited to penetration, Banky. For me it describes any sex, when it's not totally about love. I don't love Kim, but I'll fuck her. I'm sure you don't love every girl you sleep with.
- Banky Edwards: Some of them I downright loathe.”
Joey Lauren Adams - Alyssa Jones
Jason Lee - Banky Edwards

“- Ajax: One thing we might get out of Cyrus’ little get together is meeting some strange wool. I wouldn’t mind laying a little something down on the way back.
- Vermin: You got a one-track brain, you know that?
- Ajax: What’s the matter, you goin’ faggot?”
Terry Michos - Vermin
James Remar - Ajax

“- James Bond: What would I ever do without you?
- Moneypenny: As far as I can remember, James, you've never had me.
- James Bond: Hope springs eternal.”
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond
Samantha Bond - Moneypenny

“- Jonathan: I don't know Manolo, I think it's hopeless. I'm never going to get laid!
- Professor: Although that thought may be of great comfort to the women of the world Mr. Moore, as a future veterinarian, you should know that every dog eventually has his day.”
Anthony Edwards - Jonathan
David Wohl - Professor

“You have to come, sonny. This is where we're going. Paradise! Two thousand miles from here. Fresh water. Plenty of sunshine. Nothing to do but breed!”

Syd Heylen - Curmudgeon