“- Joshua: He's bluffing. He wouldn't kill his own daughter.
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Sure thing, pal! If she dies, she's gonna die with me. My way, not yours!”

Gary Busey - Joshua
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“- Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Look girl I'm done told you already to stop poppin' that gum!
- Nikki: Look! If you touch me, I'm gonna call 911!
- Mable 'Madea' Simmons: My daughter tried that. I hit her so hard she dialed 919!”
Tyler Perry - Mable 'Madea' Simmons
Keke Palmer - Nikki

“- Jules Winnfield: I hate to shatter your ego, but this is not the first time I've had a gun pointed at me.
- Pumpkin: You don't take your fucking hand off that case, it'll be your last.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield
Tim Roth - Pumpkin

“This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it.”
Clint Eastwood - Highway

“- Det. Billy Rosewood: Police! You're all under arrest!
[armed thugs answer with a long hail of machine gun fire]
- Sgt. Taggart: You do that again, I'll shoot you myself!”
Judge Reinhold - Det. Billy Rosewood
John Ashton - Sgt. Taggart