“I never met a person who couldn't swim before.”
Kevin Costner - Mariner

“- Picard: In 300 years, you never learned to swim?
- Anij: I just haven't got around to it yet.”
Sir Patrick Stewart - Jean-Luc Picard
Donna Murphy - Anij

“- Dave: Drowning. Now there's a way to go.
- Lomper: I can't swim.
- Gaz: Well you don't have to fucking swim, you divvy, that's the whole point. God, you're not very keen are you?”

Mark Addy - Dave
Steve Huison - Lomper
Robert Carlyle - Gaz

“You've just taught some giants how to swim, earthling.”

Andreas Borcherding - Mudwart

“Better swim, Rennie, before Jason pulls you down.”
Peter Mark Richman - Charles McCulloch