“- Judith: Ok, then. No more sex!
- Darren: What?
- Judith: You're not allowed to go down on me for a month!
[Darren is about to speak, but Judith cuts him off]
- Judith: Don't make me take away your masturbation privileges!”
Amanda Peet - Judith
Jason Biggs - Darren

“- Gaston: Say you'll marry me!
- Belle: I'm very sorry, Gaston but I just don't deserve you!”
Richard White - Gaston
Paige O'Hara - Belle

“- Sgt. Tony Meserve: You're taking your turn in there.
- Eriksson: No! I'm raping nobody!”
Sean Penn - Sgt. Tony Meserve
Michael J. Fox - Eriksson

“- Clarence Hill: It sounds like a simple misunderstanding to me. Now... Zeke'll buy Miller a bottle of Cutty, and we'll forget the whole thing.
- Zeke: Zeke is not buying nobody a goddamn thing! And you haven't shit for a steward, Hill!
- Clarence Hill: Maybe you don't belong in this union!
- Zeke: Maybe you're right!”

Lane Smith - Clarence Hill
Richard Pryor - Zeke

- Rotelli: What if we say "no"?
- Joker: Well, Tony, nobody wants a war. If we can't do business, why, we'll just shake hands and that'll be it.
- Rotelli: Yeah?
- Joker: Yeah.
[Rotelli shakes hands with Joker and starts to get electrocuted]
Edwin Craig - Rotelli
Jack Nicholson - Joker