- Victoria Grant: If all goes well, I expect to leavehere poor, but sated. I have a... a bug in my purse. At the appropriate moment, it goes in my salad.
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: It'll never work.
- Victoria Grant: A bug in my salad?
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: In a place like this, it would be an event if there wasn't a bug in your salad.
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant
Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd

“- Cousin Eddie: How do you like yours, Clark?
- Clark Griswold: Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside.
- Cousin Eddie: No, I mean your bun.”
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“They can't make food hot enough for me.”
Jennifer Lopez - Selena Quintanilla

“I crave the tasty tentacles of octopi for tea
I like hot dogs, but I love hot frogs, and surely you'll agree
A plate of soil with engine oil is a super recipe.
I hardy need to mention that it's practically free!”
Jane Leeves - Ladybug

“Gotta love crab. In the nick of time too. I couldn't take much more of those coconuts. Coconut milk is a natural laxative.”
Tom Hanks - Chuck Noland