“I'm afraid if I shared your wine, I might catch this awful disease you appear to have.”

William Richert - Bob Pigeon

“I wouldn't dance with you even if you didn't look like a sabertooth tiger. Bitch!”

Mario Joyner - Tom McNeal

“You can flush your manhood down the toilet.”

Rick Zumwalt - Joshua

“- Mary: You really wanna know what Norman's like?
- Warren Toomey: Yeah.
- Mary: Better than you'll ever be, fat boy.”
Meg Tilly - Mary Loomis
Dennis Franz - Warren Toomey

“- Mr. Midnight: Same old dreary demands. Self righteous, messianic, moralistic and increasingly tedious.
- Captain Invincible: Fine talk from a sociopath paranoid schizophrenic with delusions of grandeur.
- Mr. Midnight: Thank you.”
Sir Christopher Lee - Mr. Midnight
Alan Arkin - Captain Invincible