“- Jake: Niente. Kids must've cleaned him out.
- Mama Fratelli: Sure, right before they ate him!
- Francis: Stupid.”

Robert Davi - Jake
Anne Ramsey - Mama Fratelli
Joe Pantoliano - Francis

“- Eden Brent: There you are. Mr. Purcell, you have been stealing our dog yummies and eating them.
- Warner Purcell: Absolutely not. That's an outrageous suggestion.
- Eden Brent: Then let me see in your pockets.
- Warner Purcell: Would I eat dog food?
- Eden Brent: You'd eat anything that didn't eat you first, you big fat pot of helium.”
Tracey Ullman - Eden Brent
Jim Broadbent - Warner Purcell

“This is right, my dear. I stole something, I did. I stole happiness with you. I don't mind paying.”

Liam Neeson - Valjean

“In your mind, somebody might break into your house to harm you or your family. What does that person look like?”
Michael Francis Moore - Himself

“I never mean to steal anything, but when I see a nice car, I just start twitching.”
Noah Poletiek - Twitch