“- Iris: How long have you been a lonely guy?
- Larry: Is it that noticeable? What is it that gave me away?
- Iris: I know phony sweat when I smell it. When you first came in, I thought you were Larry Bird.”

Judith Ivey - Iris
Steve Martin - Larry

“Have you ever felt completely alone? Alone in a world of danger, and no one to rely on? Danger on every hand, in a world fraught with danger? And at the brink of death I felt in my pocket, and what did I find? What did I find? What did I find? Nothing. There's nothing there. It's all in your head.”
Sean Penn - Jim

“You're the most deceitful, horrible, sinful creature I ever saw, and I don't ever want to have anything to do with you again.”

Judy Garland - Esther Smith

“Lies, deceit, mixed messages... this is turning into a real marriage.”

John Travolta - Castor Troy

“Kaufman send you to kill me? Takes a true friend to stab you right in the front, doesn't it?”

John Leguizamo - Cholo