“- Betsy Faye Sharon: She came in yesterday. I don't know who the hell she is. Her name is Naven, Maven, Slaven... Claven... there's no agent.
- David Barnes: Find her.
- Betsy Faye Sharon: Well, what if she can't act?
- Burton White: That never stopped us before!”
Carrie Fisher - Betsy Faye Sharon
Robert Downey Jr. - David Barnes

“- Bruce Banner: I don't know how to fly this thing!
- Thor: You're a doctor, you have PhDs. You should figure it out.
- Bruce Banner: None of them for flying alien spaceships!”
Mark Ruffalo - Bruce Banner
Chris Hemsworth - Thor

“It never occurs to me that there are things that I can't do.”
Whoopi Goldberg

“Me, I'm good at nothing but walking on the set with a pretty dress.”
Sandra Dee

“- Max Conners: I've assumed my husband always filed the tax return.
- Gloria Vogal: Which one?”
Sigourney Weaver - Max Conners
Anne Bancroft - Gloria Vogal