“Option One: ask her out. Option Two: become her friend. Option Three: kidnap her and keep her tied up in your room until she agrees to marry you.”

Liam Neeson - Daniel

“Every guy in history who tried to pick up a girl did the good-friend thing first.”
Freddie Prinze Jr. - Ray Bronson

“This is just the kind of pretentious bullshit that Americans always say to french girls so they can sleep with them.”
Virginie Ledoyen - Françoise

“- Weasel: Have you decided what you're gonna say to her?
- Wade: [to self] Fuck me!
- Weasel: Uh, maybe not start with that.”
T.J. Miller - Weasel
Ryan Reynolds - Wade

“You went in there to get a date and came out with a dog. That's bad even for you.”

Bill Murray - Garfield