“- Hallie: Whaddya mean, getting married?
- Annie: I mean black tie, white gown, the whole enchilada. The wedding's in two weeks so, if there's any hope of getting Mom and Dad back together, we've got to do it fast.”
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James

- Jess: Marriages don't break up on account of infidelity. It's just a symptom that something else is wrong.
- Harry Burns: Oh really? Well, that "symptom" is fucking my wife.
Bruno Kirby - Jess
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns

“- Fred Rose: Business is tough on marriage.
- Hank Williams: Marriage is tough on marriage.”
Bradley Whitford - Fred Rose
Tom Hiddleston - Hank WIlliams

“- Pinocchio: What's a conscience?
- Jiminy Cricket: What's a conscience! A conscience is that still small voice that people won't listen to. That's just the trouble with the world today.”
Dickie Jones - Pinocchio
Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket

“What's the matter with his ears? I don't see nothing wrong with them. I think they're cute.”

Edward Brophy - Timothy Q. Mouse