“I've seen a lot of drunks in my day, but I never seen anyone as drunk as you and still be able to walk. You're fantastic.”
John Finnegan - Bobby

“The Russian only cares he has a bottle of vodka to suck and some form of domestic animal life to fuck. Then he will happily sit in shit his whole life.”
Owen Teale - Dr. Roland Freisler

“- Chris Sanchez: Just because I bought you a drink doesn't mean you're getting laid tonight.
- Jim Street: So, what does two drinks mean?”
Michelle Rodriguez - Chris Sanchez
Colin Farrell - Jim Street

“- Buddy Young, Jr.: Who do you have to screw to get a vodka?
- Sidney: Me.
- Buddy Young, Jr.: Make it a ginger ale.”
Billy Crystal - Buddy Young Jr.
Richard Mehana - Sidney

“- Elvira: Bloody Mary.
- Bartender: No hard liquor served past eight o'clock. Do you want a virgin?
- Elvira: Maybe, but, ah... I'll have a couple of drinks first.”
Cassandra Peterson - Elvira
Lynne Marie Stewart - Bartender