“- Deputy: We've had enough fun for one day. Come on down.
- Arnie: Hey! Hey! Hi! I wanna go up there!
- Deputy: Son?
- Arnie: Yeah?
- Deputy: Come on down.”
Tim Simek - Deputy
Leonardo DiCaprio - Arnie Grape

“I love this job Roger. I love the power. I love the little badges. I love being a human target for anyone within sniping range of a donut shop.”

Joe Piscopo - Doug Bigelow

Every policeman knows when he joins the force that there are certain inherent risks that come with the territory. Ask any cop, he'll tell ya, "If you can't stand the heat, you better stay out of the kitchen".
Ronny Cox - Dick Jones

“- Charlie: We're in Mexico, Laurie. A third world country. You don't just call the police in a third world country and tell them you found eight human heads in your luggage.
- Laurie: Why not?
- Charlie: Because they have no laws here. They'll turn me into a taco.”
Andy Comeau - Charlie
Kristy Swanson - Laurie Bennett

“- Bruno Sauer: I can't help it. I don't dare to risk anything. My home, my family, you. I'm very much in love with you, Hedy.
- Mrs. Sauer: You've chosen the wrong way to keep me. I'd risk all this, all of it. It's no use to me now, because I've lost my respect for you. It's a shame. It shouldn't have happened.”

George Macready - Bruno Sauer
Katherine Locke - Mrs. Sauer