“- Deputy: We've had enough fun for one day. Come on down.
- Arnie: Hey! Hey! Hi! I wanna go up there!
- Deputy: Son?
- Arnie: Yeah?
- Deputy: Come on down.”
Tim Simek - Deputy
Leonardo DiCaprio - Arnie Grape

“- Charlie: We're in Mexico, Laurie. A third world country. You don't just call the police in a third world country and tell them you found eight human heads in your luggage.
- Laurie: Why not?
- Charlie: Because they have no laws here. They'll turn me into a taco.”
Andy Comeau - Charlie
Kristy Swanson - Laurie Bennett

“I love this job Roger. I love the power. I love the little badges. I love being a human target for anyone within sniping range of a donut shop.”

Joe Piscopo - Doug Bigelow

Every policeman knows when he joins the force that there are certain inherent risks that come with the territory. Ask any cop, he'll tell ya, "If you can't stand the heat, you better stay out of the kitchen".
Ronny Cox - Dick Jones

“This is my one chance at happiness. I have to be ruthless!”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter