“- George: That hurt.
- Beatrice Stanhope: Not as much as you will if you do anything to screw up my daughter's marriage to Lyle Van de Groot.”

Brendan Fraser - George
Holland Taylor - Beatrice Stanhope

“- Arthur Stanhope: Beatrice, this is supposed to be her wedding, not yours. I know you're upset, and so am I, but we can't force her to marry someone against her will.
- Beatrice Stanhope: Why not?
- Ursula Stanhope: Mom, dad, I'm ready to go out there and apologize to everybody and tell them what really happened.”

John Bennett Perry - Arthur Stanhope
Holland Taylor - Beatrice Stanhope
Leslie Mann - Ursula Stanhope

“I certainly had him pegged wrong, didn’t I? I thought he was just a rat, but he was a super rat all along - a super rat in rat’s clothing”
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly

“I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived.”
Groucho Marx - Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff

“- Dionna: I know he loves me, but... I think I disappoint him.
- Ruby: So, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to tell you how to fuck your husband?”
Mira Sorvino - Dionna
Jennifer Esposito - Ruby