“- Jamie Gangel: You know who Claude Monet is?
- Sandra Gangel: Jamie, don't make me out to be thick.
- Jamie Gangel: Who was he then?
- Sandra Gangel: He painted the Sixteenth Chapel.”
Glen Berry - Jamie Gangel
Linda Henry - Sandra Gangel

“- Danny Ocean: I always confuse Monet and Manet. Now which one married his mistress?
- Tess Ocean: Monet.
- Danny Ocean: Right, and then Manet had syphilis.
- Tess Ocean: They also painted occasionally.”
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Julia Roberts - Tess Ocean

“I've been telling my friends it's so cool living with an artist. You never once asked to paint me nude!”
Wendy Schaal - Pamela

“Seurat confounds painting with science. He's lost himself in optical experiments. There's nothing more to expect from Renoir, Degas, Monet. They repeat themselves. They've given everything they could give.”
Oscar Isaac - Paul Gauguin

“There once was a lad from Australia, who painted his ass like a dahlia, the color was fine and likewise the design, but the aroma -whew!- that was the failure.”
Bryan Brown - Lt. Peter Handcock