“- Charlie: Well, we can't be calling you Milky if your comin' with us, so what's your name?
- Whitey: Casper, but my friends call me Whitey.
- Charlie: Uh, okay.”

Jim Carrey - Charlie
Michael Bowman - Whitey

“- Whitaker: I'm gonna start calling you Twins. Do you know why?
- Twins: Sir, because I carry the weight of two normal people.
- Whitaker: You're smart too, so you can realize that if your fat ass doesn't make it up that obstacle, your fat ass will be separated!”
McCaleb Burnett - Whitaker
Vicellous Shannon - Twins

“- Jill Valentine: Angela Ashford, huh? That's a pretty grown-up name for a little girl.
- Angie Ashford: I'm not a little girl. Besides... all my friends call me Angie.”
Sienna Guillory - Jill Valentine
Sophie Vavasseur - Angie Ashford

“- Sundance Kid: Longabaugh. Harry Longabaugh.
- Butch Cassidy: That's not an outlaw name. You don't have an outlaw face, either. You better do something about that.
- Sundance Kid: Yeah, like what?
- Butch Cassidy: I don't know. Get yourself a nice scar or grow a mustache.”
William Katt - Sundance Kid
Tom Berenger - Butch Cassidy

- Henri Mooré: Mr. Burdett. It is a pleasure to meet you, sir.
- Max Burdett: Oh, you're American. Hmm. Henri Mooré?
- Henri Mooré: Ah, my name is Henry Moore. I place the thing on the "e". I felt it more appropriate to my surroundings.
Don Cheadle - Henri Mooré
Pierce Brosnan - Max Burdett