“25% off. Everything must go. Maybe even you. ”
Katt Williams - Money Mike

“I hate salesmen. I always have hated salesmen, I always will hate salesmen. They are the ultimate slime of the Earth. I hate being around them. I'd rather brush my teeth and drink orange juice.”
Steve Oedekerk - Thane Furrows

“- Insurance Salesman: It's not really what I'm selling. But what I have to offer.
- Thane Furrows: What do you have to offer that happens to cost money?
- Insurance Salesman: I offer security.
- Thane Furrows: Insurance.”
Fred Willard - Insurance Salesman
Steve Oedekerk - Thane Furrows

“- Tommy: Oh yeah... We don't take no for an answer! We don't take no for an answer...
[Tommy and Richard have just finished a presentation]
- 'No' Manager: No.
- Tommy: Okey-dokey.
- 'No' Manager: No.
- Tommy: Gotcha. Thanks.
- 'No' Manager: [shaking his head 'no'] Mmmm-mmmm.
- Tommy: Terrific! Thanks for your time.”

Chris Farley - Tommy
Robert K. Weiss - No' Manager
Reg Dreger - No' Manager
Lloyd White - No' Manager

- Sean: "I have to check with my wife".
- Reggie: What's the phone number? We'll call her right now.
- Bobby: "I have to look a couple other cars first".
- Reggie: Why? Consumer Reports, Car and Driver, Triple AAA: they've looked all the cars for you and they say this one's the best!

Darren Gray Ward - Sean
Daniel Benzali - Reggie
Louis Mandylor - Bobby Deluca