“- Jon: I'm not going to fondle your crotch right now.
- Luke: Why not?
- Jon: Because I'm a responsible driver.”
Craig Gilmore - Jon
Mike Dytri - Luke

“- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime, grab some dinner, maybe?
- Vampira: You mean a date? I thought you were a fag.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, no, I'm just a transvestite.”
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood
Lisa Marie - Vampira

“- Seth: You know you shouldn't be looking at me like that, it could be sexual harrassment.
- Buddy Amaral: I wasn't looking. Besides, I'm not gay!
- Seth: Yeah, but I am.”
Johnny Galecki - Seth
Ben Affleck - Buddy Amaral

“- Emily Montgomery: Are you really gay?
- Howard Brackett: Hmm-hmm...
- Emily Montgomery: Was there... any other time you might've told me this? I'm wearing a wedding dress, which you picked out!”
Joan Cusack - Emily Montgomery
Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett

“Howard, we want you to know: you're our son, and we'll always love you, gay, straight, red, green, if you rob a bank, if you kill someone.”

Debbie Reynolds - Berniece Brackett