“I wish I was in France killing pigs of Germans instead of mosquitos.”
George Tobias - Petit

“Remember you're in France: the customer is always wrong!”
Marion Cotillard - Fanny Chenal

“Did you know that the average French woman is naked 34 percent of the time?”

Chris Tucker - Carter

“You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“I love French wine, like I love the French language. I have sampled every language. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with.”
Lambert Wilson - Merovingian