“- Paris: Do you love me, brother? Will you protect me from any enemy?
- Hector: Last time you spoke to me like this, you were 10 years old and you'd just stolen Father's horse. What have you done now?”
Orlando Bloom - Paris
Eric Bana - Hector

“I have here an accident policy that will absolutely protect you no matter what happens. If you lose a leg, we'll help you look for it.”

Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood

“- Barbara: I spend all my time fending off guys like you.
- Bob Champion: I'm glad you made an exception.”
Kirstie Alley - Barbara
Sir John Hurt - Bob Champion

“- Maggie: God is the only thing that can stop what's out there, Kim.
- Tracy: Just in case God doesn't show.”

Kerry Remsen - Maggie
Cynthia Bain - Tracy

“Intelligent defense of nation best guarantee for years of peace.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan