“You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.”

Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus

“Zombies don't mess with other zombies.”
Bill Murray - Bill Murray

- Mike Hanson: How did you figure it out?
- Bar Patron: After a string of girlfriends, a couple ex-wives, and a Great Dane or two. I started thinking, "Hey, maybe it's me".
Ryan Reynolds - Mike Hanson
Louis E. Rosas - Bar Patron

“I don't think I can be with someone who doesn't like animals and thinks I'm a mental person.”

Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson

“Four-and-a-half years I live wit' a buddy an' his family. I think I'm diggin' a guy's character... Boy, I'm a victim of disappointment in you.”
Russ Tamblyn - Riff